When a Beloved Cat Reaches Heaven
A dead cat on a cloud shouldn’t make you laugh this hard. Yet heaven turns into a slapstick arena, with terrified mice on roller skates and a purring predator living his best afterlife. Back on Earth, four proud men unveil genius cats—until a fifth feline exposes how the system really works, leav… Continues…
In these two stories, the afterlife and everyday bureaucracy become mirrors for our own absurdity. The heavenly cat, once exhausted and overlooked, finally gets comfort—only for the terrified mice to receive “help” that only improves their predator’s odds. What looks like mercy becomes a cosmic joke, reminding us that even blessings can be double-edged when no one thinks through the consequences.On Earth, the parade of talented cats seems impressive: one does geometry, another balances accounts, a third navigates chemistry with precision. Yet it’s the government worker’s cat that delivers the sharpest punchline. By eating the work, sowing chaos, filing complaints, and vanishing on paid leave, it doesn’t solve problems—it survives them. Together, the tales suggest a quiet truth: in any system, the cleverest players aren’t always the most virtuous, just the ones who understand where the loopholes live.
